Happy Valentine’s Day, Kate Upton. Congrats being on the cover of SI Swimsuit 2012. You look stunning. Hott damn.
I usually don’t go for younger women but I’m only older by a couple of months. I actually have two best friends that have birthdays in June like yourself. Maybe we can be friends. Oh, how rude of me. My name is Jeff. I’m financially stable and I have a decent job. I do have a car that I can drive you around with and I promise you won’t be disappointed. I do go to community college but hopefully this is my last semester and I transfer out to Virginia Tech next semester. I see that you like going to beach. Funny, I love long walks on the beach! I wish we can talk more but it’s getting late and I need some rest since I have a quiz in Accounting…I know, gross. But hey, next time, I want to hear about you winning tose horse competition. =)
JEFF YOU NEED TO FALL BACK, BECAUSE KATE UPTON IS MY WOMAN.
(Source: randomexcitement)
Happy Valentine’s Day, Kate Upton. Congrats being on the cover of SI Swimsuit 2012. You look stunning. Hott damn.
I usually don’t go for younger women but I’m only older by a couple of months. I actually have two best friends that have birthdays in June like yourself. Maybe we can be friends. Oh, how rude of me. My name is Jeff. I’m financially stable and I have a decent job. I do have a car that I can drive you around with and I promise you won’t be disappointed. I do go to community college but hopefully this is my last semester and I transfer out to Virginia Tech next semester. I see that you like going to beach. Funny, I love long walks on the beach! I wish we can talk more but it’s getting late and I need some rest since I have a quiz in Accounting…I know, gross. But hey, next time, I want to hear about you winning tose horse competition. =)
JEFF YOU NEED TO FALL BACK, BECAUSE KATE UPTON IS MY WOMAN.
(Source: randomexcitement)
Upton. You’re welcome.
JEFF YOU NEED TO FALL BACK, BECAUSE KATE UPTON IS MY WOMAN.
Happy Valentine’s Day,...Upton. Congrats being on the cover of SI
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